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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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theherohook:

onceuponamirror:

“ALL HOOK CARES ABOUT IS VENGEANCE NOW AND FOREVER,” THEY SAID

“JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE,” WE SAID

“Y’ALL GOT SHIPPER GOGGLES,” THEY SAID

“OOOOKI DOKI,” WE SAID

shhh Sarah, you’ll spoil the illusion that we write the show.

(Source: castiltskin)

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whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

(Reblogged from taeminniemoon)

(Source: ballerdollar)

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ghostrider-nipslip:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

is this a macklemore song 

(Reblogged from asparagusandkumquats)

kyuhyun imitating his face

(Source: blueprincez)

(Reblogged from xianhua)

jesussbabymomma:

PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

(Reblogged from yama-goku)
msh30: Fangirl Stages. Can we just take a moment to realize how truthful this picture is.  I think it might be missing some in between stages… View high resolution

msh30:

Fangirl Stages.

Can we just take a moment to realize how truthful this picture is. 


I think it might be missing some in between stages…

(Reblogged from wonder24)

thelizardpeople:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

This

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